Catherine Hicks, Is That You???

For those of you who don't know or remember, Catherine Hicks played Annie Camden (the mom) on 7th Heaven (see image below)

Now, BU didn't want to tell you this because they didn't want a media frenzy on campus, but Catherine Hicks was spotted earlier this morning in West Campus!!! So I know this picture may be a little confusing (this actually could have been a dual post), but Catherine is the one on the left!

Since Catherine's life didn't exist much past the 90s and 7th Heaven, naturally, she would only be outfitted in her typical soccer mom attire--she has upgraded a bit though to a purple Longchamp bag may we add! Tres Trendy Mrs. Camden! (that was sarcasm for those lacking in social humor).

What does a typical outfit for Mrs. Camden include you may ask? and how may you achieve this high-fashion look? Simple:

• No name-brand sneakers, used mainly for power-walking and driving the mini-van
• Knee-length, short-sleeve formless floral dress, accentuating flabby arms, thick calves and a stacked ba-donk-a-donk
• Medium-sized bag, typically mismatched and usually worn-out (this picture is the exception)
• 90s styled wavy, frizzy hair: probably looks fine from the front but a complete bird's nest of a disaster from the back

...and voila!! You too can be an out-of-shape soccer mom!

Just for old-times sake:

Oh the good old days when parents only worried about their kids "hitting the reefer"... flash forward to 16 and Pregnant (why is there a fucking facebook for this???).

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What The F*ck!!


JEGGINGS AND SNEAKERS!!!! My brain is scrambled and no I'm not high!

Man Repelling Meets All Saints


So while I was performing one of my favorite activities this past weekend: shopping blacking out, doing drugs, hooking up, throwing up I spotted this BU Senior, Marcella Sacco, part-time All Saints Spitalfields trendsetter, part-time model at Maggie Models... full-time Man Repeller, but in the best way possible (I mean is there any other way? Who even dresses for boys anymore? So freshman year)


If you don't know what Man Repelling means exist out of my blog right now.

I am OBSESSED with this entire outfit!! Not more obsessed than my leather craze, but it comes pretty damn close! Here's the run down

• Denim shirt- buttoned all the way up like a f*cking boss
• Simple grey tank underneath- most likely for practical reasons
• Taupe corduroy pants- for added texture, interest and trend
• Brown leather boots- slouchy, laced weirdly with pants tucked in for perfection

No make-up is even necessary for this cool, laid-back, I don't give a fuck but I still look better than you, look.

**DISCLAIMER:  No make-up means if your face looks like you could be in a Cover Girl ad. Don't think because I said "no make-up" that your pizza, Shrek face can all of a sudden drop a terrorist attack on society. Make-up was MADE for YOU my friend someone I'll never be seen in public with**

We all know I think know I'm pretty cool, but I wish I could be cool enough to rock this outfit.

xx

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Wildlife at T. Anthony's


Okay, so while we don't normally encourage eating of any kind, yesterday was Marathon Monday, and what would this holiday be without a little late afternoon visit to T-Anthony's pre-nap/coma. After all, the calories you probably consumed in your large pie or chicken finger dinner were probably negated by the amount of sweating you did running up and down Beacon Street, peeing behind dumpsters and aggressively accosting the poor workers of 7-Eleven.


On my visit to T's, I was mauled by what appears to be a rare species of fat girl that didn't seem to understand the term personal space.


Though I was stepping into a pizzeria, turns out it was the fucking amazon.

This gorilla/zebra mixed breed was SO drunk that she was mouth breathing down my neck in line a la that creepy boy in Hey Arnold.

A few times in line she even stumbled (mind you while standing still) and bumped into me throwing her 170+ pound body into my fragile frame, naturally causing me to turn around and flip out on her. Did she get it? Nope. Seven more times she does this (because everyone knows how fast the line moves at Ts).

Now, not only is she a disgusting, mouth-breathing slob... she also clean sweeps the disaster awards with her Coach Wristlet and legging/dress combo.

What the fuck!

Excuse me, I need to go puke up my large cheese now so I don't turn into that. Thanks for the reminder. I almost kept this meal down.

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I'm On a Boat, Bitch (with Sigma Chi)


With Derby Days a competition exploiting sororities innate, secret hatred of each other to raise money for philanthropy having just ended, I thought it would only be appropriate to showcase the style of this past week's broiest of bro fraternities on campus: Sigma Chi.


Now as every BU Betch knows, every frat has their own distinct style:


AEPi: Mixture of Euro/LA Style, ready to go clubbing at ANY point during the day. Splassshhh
Chi Phi: Were probably skater kidz in high school and it doesn't seem like their style's changed much since then
PIKE: Eternally in their sleeveless tees, pumping iron at the gym.
KappaSig: Typical bro attire (KappaSig Tee, Jeans, Sneakers, boom. Fuck biddies)
SigEp: Do they even go here?
Sammie, SAE, LCA, ZBT all kind of lump together to create a lump of unforgettable, sorry boys.

Then finally ladies, we have, perhaps an inkling of hope from Sigma Chi.


If BU and BU Greek Life could be the complete opposite of what it is now (a southern, campus-school that gives a shit about anything other than Ts Tuesdays, the BU Pub and being on East Coast Nightlife)... Sigma Chi would be the champions of this fake school!


With their Sperries, colored shorts and equally as colored (yet pleasantly complimentary) polos or button-ups, you'd have no idea we go to a school where the favorite colors of choice are white, grey and black (all of which I'm wearing right now) and where it's below 50 degrees 90% of the school-year (minus the desert that was South Campus yesterday).


Let's take a look at a few fan favorites:




Jason Feldman: Sophomore, hailing from Georgia, he's probably one of the few who was raised to dress as if life is one big yachting trip. Sperries, khakis, pink tee with navy trim, light grey sweater with taupe suede elbow accents AND Ray-Bans... Need we say more? Not to mention he's in Europe in this picture. So cultured!

Will Sayre: Senior, almost always blackout, asleep, or MIA, yet still manages to pull together Easter colored button-ups, ties and sweater-vests (complete with creepers in the background of most pictures). Most of you have probably experienced a party in his apartment, and by experience we mean sweat nearly to death up against those awkward wooden walls and then thrown yourself out into the hallway trashhole that is 1066.

Andrew Mullen: Sophomore (guess Sigma Chi had a prep-tastic recruiting season that year) slinging ropes and attending rodeos from the deep south (at least it's deep to us New Englanders) of Austin, Texas. Notorious for bows, on bows, on bows and running the iPod in the SigChi basement, how could you not want to eat up this little mush!? The only person bows have looked cuter on is that coked out old man from the Six Flags commercials...and even that's arguable!

(sorry girl, had to cut you out)

(I think they typo'd flags for lines...)

Honorable Mentions:

Zach Taylor, Justin Marinko (those shorts!!), Mike Kautz

Nick Taylor (runs in the fam?), Nick Liakos, Andrew Mullen (case and point. done.)

And yes, my stalking abilities did increase tri-fold during the creation of this post. Adding it onto my resume as a skill. Get on my level.

Stay fratty bros.

xx

BUFP

Say NO to Crack!!


While here at BUFP, we condone drug use of all kinds... there is one drug that we think should be off limit: CRACK!!!!


Here is what I'm referring to:

UM WHAT!?!!

Fuck me, where to start?

Well there's the weight issue...which you all know how I feel about thattt. The jeans: are you part of the Hells Angels? I'm confused. BUT, the most spectacular showing of this train wreck... the one part that I can't take my eyes off even though they're about to burn out of my skull... the happy trail that seems to be leading down to the place of no return! Oh. My. God.

LISA! Get me a Tag-Team QUICK! I need to erase my memory and suffocate the brain cells that could possibly house this image.

Guess he should have invested in a Trendy Top:

Vom.Com

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