Catherine Hicks, Is That You???
For those of you who don't know or remember, Catherine Hicks played Annie Camden (the mom) on 7th Heaven (see image below)
Now, BU didn't want to tell you this because they didn't want a media frenzy on campus, but Catherine Hicks was spotted earlier this morning in West Campus!!! So I know this picture may be a little confusing (this actually could have been a dual post), but Catherine is the one on the left!
Since Catherine's life didn't exist much past the 90s and 7th Heaven, naturally, she would only be outfitted in her typical soccer mom attire--she has upgraded a bit though to a purple Longchamp bag may we add! Tres Trendy Mrs. Camden! (that was sarcasm for those lacking in social humor).
What does a typical outfit for Mrs. Camden include you may ask? and how may you achieve this high-fashion look? Simple:
- No name-brand sneakers, used mainly for power-walking and driving the mini-van
- Knee-length, short-sleeve formless floral dress, accentuating flabby arms, thick calves and a stacked ba-donk-a-donk
- Medium-sized bag, typically mismatched and usually worn-out (this picture is the exception)
- 90s styled wavy, frizzy hair: probably looks fine from the front but a complete bird's nest of a disaster from the back
...and voila!! You too can be an out-of-shape soccer mom!
Just for old-times sake:
Oh the good old days when parents only worried about their kids "hitting the reefer"... flash forward to 16 and Pregnant (why is there a fucking facebook for this???).
BUFP
Hey. id really like to see what your wearing. i bet id tear ur fat "badonkadonk" apart as you like to call it. Maybe if you went up to "Mrs. Camden" yourself and gave her a little critical analysis on what shes wearing, maybe just maybe i'd say you have balls. Ever think she doesn't give a flying hoot on what she looks like? Clearly your head is stuck in the clouds, or better yet up your badonkadonk that needs some hobbies other than judging what people wear or look like, because its probably getting "stacked" just like you said. Who died and made you "Fashion Police"? What do you REALLY know about fashion, rather than what you think looks good because it costs alot of money or is "hip" in ur book. I hope Catherine Hicks sees this post, just so you can feel like crap for judging her , and I hope she laughs at it , just like I am, and probably every other person reading it. What a joke.
ReplyDeleteOh and i hope someone saw u walking up behind her snapping pictures of someone "so unfashionable" . creep.
ReplyDeleteWell, after all of that... please tell us how you really feel. I'm dying to know.
Deletei just did.....betch!
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